Food Brokerage + Old White People Rapping =

THE SUPER BROKER SHUFFLE!!!

Now I Totally Know How to Meet a Guy!

Ladies, men really are mysterious figs, amirite? Well, in order to help out the finer sex with that age old conundrum, "How to meet dudes", I present exhibit A, courtesy of the fine folks at www.filmdrunk.com



Now, get out there and put it all to the test! I wanna hear some success stories!

"Imma Let You Finish, But..."

If you know me, you know that I have disliked and sometimes outright hated Kanye West for forever. I refuse to talk about what he did at the VMA's,because it's ridiculous and it's the VMA's, so what does it really matter, eh? However, I am glad that everyone else has hopped on the hate train. Seeing as how there is truly a silver lining in everything, at least we got some great internet lulz out of the whole thing. here's some of my faves: