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props to my brother chris lurie for posting this. we are all the better for having it be a part of our lives.



UPDATE! I just found this video for "Blackened Chinese Man". Oh Lawd!

I Just Came Rainbows... "Where The Wild Things Are" Trailer FTW!!!

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in other words, "mama likes"

For the Fuck of it...a montage of "Troll 2"

So, You Think You Know "Fresh"?

Fresh Prince Acoustic @ Yahoo! Video

Last night my good buddy Zach alerted me to the existence of this video, an uber-hipster/indie rendition of the theme song to "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air". The girl performing is Kay Pettigrew and you can check out her myspace here @ www.myspace.com/kaypettigrew It makes me wish for a redux of the show with Zach Braff in blackface as the lead and one day, on a very special episode, he rubs his face real hard and finds white underneath! The shock! The turmoil! Gary Busey would be Jazzy Jeff. Why? 'Cause fuck it, that's why!

(video found at warmingglow.uproxx.com)

"What Do You Say I Take You Home And Eat Your Pussy" ---Shark Attack 3

Being a movie fan as well as a giant nerd, i tend to often fall in love with "so bad they are good" movies. The more absurd or ridiculous, the better! Very rarely do you get a chance to stumble upon such bullshit majesty as "Shark Attack 3:Megalodon". The following video is a complete summary of everything you've ever wanted to know about sharks, their attacks, and what a girl really wants to hear whilst on a dock fearing that their is a giant prehistoric shark learning to hologram itself into the sea. MEGLA-WHO?!

$55.7 Million Dollars Worth of People Watches the "Watchmen"

That's how much money an R-rated, serious, un-happy ending of a movie can make in an opening weekend when you quit thinking that people don't want that. More proof that the closer you keep things to the way they are, the better they will fucking be.

Review to come later.

Internet, yr my best friend Pt 1

Seeing as how i am on the internet just as much or more than i eat, breathe, shower and sleep creep, I am constantly stumbling upon hilarious things that otherwise i would have never known about, or having a dear friend do me a solid and recommend something that's out there, waiting for our laughter. In hopes of you faithful readers not missing out, I'll post from time to time some of my favorite things:

Indian Thriller with "English Translation":


Scene from "Hard Ticket to Hawaii"





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Lastly, More Nic Cage Pics of Jawsome: