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props to my brother chris lurie for posting this. we are all the better for having it be a part of our lives.



UPDATE! I just found this video for "Blackened Chinese Man". Oh Lawd!

I Just Came Rainbows... "Where The Wild Things Are" Trailer FTW!!!

HOLYFUCKINGOMGSOGODDMAMNEDAWESOMESHITWOOTEVERYTHINGELSEICANSAYBBQFWAPJAWESOME


in other words, "mama likes"

For the Fuck of it...a montage of "Troll 2"

So, You Think You Know "Fresh"?

Fresh Prince Acoustic @ Yahoo! Video

Last night my good buddy Zach alerted me to the existence of this video, an uber-hipster/indie rendition of the theme song to "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air". The girl performing is Kay Pettigrew and you can check out her myspace here @ www.myspace.com/kaypettigrew It makes me wish for a redux of the show with Zach Braff in blackface as the lead and one day, on a very special episode, he rubs his face real hard and finds white underneath! The shock! The turmoil! Gary Busey would be Jazzy Jeff. Why? 'Cause fuck it, that's why!

(video found at warmingglow.uproxx.com)

"What Do You Say I Take You Home And Eat Your Pussy" ---Shark Attack 3

Being a movie fan as well as a giant nerd, i tend to often fall in love with "so bad they are good" movies. The more absurd or ridiculous, the better! Very rarely do you get a chance to stumble upon such bullshit majesty as "Shark Attack 3:Megalodon". The following video is a complete summary of everything you've ever wanted to know about sharks, their attacks, and what a girl really wants to hear whilst on a dock fearing that their is a giant prehistoric shark learning to hologram itself into the sea. MEGLA-WHO?!

$55.7 Million Dollars Worth of People Watches the "Watchmen"

That's how much money an R-rated, serious, un-happy ending of a movie can make in an opening weekend when you quit thinking that people don't want that. More proof that the closer you keep things to the way they are, the better they will fucking be.

Review to come later.

Internet, yr my best friend Pt 1

Seeing as how i am on the internet just as much or more than i eat, breathe, shower and sleep creep, I am constantly stumbling upon hilarious things that otherwise i would have never known about, or having a dear friend do me a solid and recommend something that's out there, waiting for our laughter. In hopes of you faithful readers not missing out, I'll post from time to time some of my favorite things:

Indian Thriller with "English Translation":


Scene from "Hard Ticket to Hawaii"





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Lastly, More Nic Cage Pics of Jawsome:

Gary Busey talks Hunter S. Thompson FTW

I genuinely can't think of anything worth saying that would help this be anymore awesome in any way, so please, watch the entire video, listen to the genuine fear in the interviewer's voice, for all the "busey-ism's", and ask yourself exactly just how that man has won an Oscar. Youtube hath disabled the video for embedding, so you'll have to go to the link yourself. here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-rE0dNV5Bo

to be kind though, i added a photo that's nearly as awesome. your welcome.

W.W.J.K.Livin.D. ?

Ok, so one day i came across the phrase "J.K. Livin: the J is for just, the k is for keep." and thought for one literal second, "WTF", and then swiftly went back to more important things like E-lurking and feeding my virtual pets. While discussing important things with a friend, aka making fun of other people drowning in their own sadness, it hit me that i should google "J.K. Livin" Lo and behold, i hit the fucking jackpot. If one were so inclined to visit http://www.jklivinstore.com/default one would not only be treated to a group photo including none other than Matthew McConaughey, but by scrolling down you just might discover the best mission statement ever:

"j.k. livin is not a rulebook, it’s a lifestyle, and because everyone can apply it differently, we decided to start the j.k. livin family, so you too, can apply j.k. livin to your own life, in your own way."

Um, holy awesome! Could life be this awesome? Did someone seriously write the above and genuinely believe that shit? Of course they do! This is America, where dreams of the rich constantly succeed at the expense of good sense and prime cocaine. Probing further into the area labeled "Hard Goods" (editor's note: "That's what she said!"), I discovered that they have fucking koozie's! I'm in! The koozie's even have their own bullshit description, with the best line of all,

"This design is an ode to America's birthday and comes in a four pack because it's more fun drinkin' with friends."

Amen, J.K. Livin. A-Fucking-men.